「依家嘢我有經驗呀。」1645Please respect copyright.PENANALs48G7NEwQ
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另一位男同學蘿蔔就用開交友app食女,係咁教我攻略。1645Please respect copyright.PENANADF3Aq0X7Cl
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「男仔同女仔玩唔同架,你聽佢兩個講就死得啦,真咩正吖,揀張靚仔相好過!」1645Please respect copyright.PENANA5ddfDKH73u
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佢搶咗我手機好雀躍咁幫手。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAjtibpmfMEO
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「有無肌肉相?」無。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAMJBH7tDJGZ
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「有無動物相?」上次喺屋企拍死嗰隻曱甴。1645Please respect copyright.PENANABYuFeXW4sp
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「有無靚車相?」放滿零食嘅百佳手推車⋯⋯1645Please respect copyright.PENANAszQguxXhPZ
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「名牌呢?」蘋果囉⋯⋯1645Please respect copyright.PENANA2GGbwQ31KP
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「得喇,你放棄啦。」1645Please respect copyright.PENANAACdBUbttNX
蘿蔔係個典型高大有錢靚仔,同我依啲外貌普通嘅人差天共地,佢嘅嘢唔可以作準。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAafg7pjPTS9
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「你聽佢噏啦,如果你唔係鍾意操肌,唔係真心鍾意動物,就算被你吸引到女仔,你都要扮一個假人,就算拍到拖你都唔會開心囉。」老銅成功代表Sami叫我做返自己就得。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAh7ksLv6eVh
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「依個世界咩都係講包裝架,你唔係女呀,你求其有塊閪就日日幾十個人like你,幾時見過腸仔值錢過鮑魚架?你做返自己就等乞米啦。」1645Please respect copyright.PENANAnwbMRAtK1Y
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可能我有啲好勝心,被蘿蔔睇死有啲唔甘心。佢係覺得我做自己溝唔到女,我就做自己溝女比佢睇!1645Please respect copyright.PENANAWZVWbgSNwl
T仔可以話係交友app始祖,最多人用所以中嘅機會率大。1645Please respect copyright.PENANADEauGIPhFa
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當然依啲係官方描述,實際玩落就唔係嗰回事啦。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAyZjU18Xa5w
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我放好自己嘅相,一啲有氣氛嘅風景相,之後就到自我介紹。1645Please respect copyright.PENANALEzSYOmMVj
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其實唔寫都得,但好似畀人了解吓我好啲。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAvjWWn0P3k8
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不過作為典型山羊座向來好抗拒幫自己宣傳嗰啲嘢,都有啲考起我。1645Please respect copyright.PENANA8dJfncbRWE
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嗯⋯⋯不如寫吓我對伴侶嘅要求?1645Please respect copyright.PENANAio9R2B3GsW
我發覺自己對戇鳩妹係完全無抵抗力,特別係對啲成日笑,搞鬼得戚嘅女仔情有獨鍾。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAOiCdB1Yw80
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依個戇鳩唔係眨意,反而係可愛嘅一種。1645Please respect copyright.PENANASWd2fGRad3
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最緊要係聽得明我講啲無聊笑話。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAIJxVIlEXaD
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講真吖,拍拖拍得耐咩都講晒啦,我會覺得起完家底,講完工作同日常生活之後,最緊要係可以周街見到乜都講吓鳩嘢,咁先唔會悶架嘛。1645Please respect copyright.PENANACjNsvycXrT
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唔好睇小戇鳩,要聽得明啲笑話都要個腦轉得夠快先得。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAKaQGRFZKNU
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有時自我介紹其實都有助了解吓自己,諗返⋯⋯原來晴晴係唔戇鳩,亦好少聽得明我啲笑話。1645Please respect copyright.PENANAQcX3u2nV5Q