Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwb72CA2Mr
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPcjMxuiy9
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkQ0XAWo67
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXAeBp0KVN
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskFU0tsaPp
*draws a dead person*470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG4AdlZ2OP
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yj2q0sTI9
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyzR7Aj8ec
Cycling? [Silence]470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfViLlAyDg
Breathe? [Silence]"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVMlOt1BPD
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIlV1XZQNg
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yRYTiPdXN
Yes? Yeah, good answer.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFOV7zcpl7
Liar."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrDcteo4yg
*circles Algebra*470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnyVeJKqyb
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rIcxEVrr8
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4QrnqYlOS
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbrDdrAxPv
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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