Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student525Please respect copyright.PENANALPhekSCBn2
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer525Please respect copyright.PENANAvVllCRF0Xw
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student525Please respect copyright.PENANAUwAh3LXEEv
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1525Please respect copyright.PENANAnmbeRHiio0
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.525Please respect copyright.PENANAbYCQXTHSJK
*draws a dead person*525Please respect copyright.PENANAfR2RxgMM1E
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"525Please respect copyright.PENANAnYxVOU9aTV
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 525Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ3dhIhB7y
Cycling? [Silence]525Please respect copyright.PENANAKvwOz3Anaz
Breathe? [Silence]"525Please respect copyright.PENANAts3xQTc8eQ
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"525Please respect copyright.PENANAzKUXsi5qQD
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?525Please respect copyright.PENANA1NdJSIhmAA
Yes? Yeah, good answer.525Please respect copyright.PENANAU6Uji0NEwP
Liar."525Please respect copyright.PENANARv0hhb4vyu
*circles Algebra*525Please respect copyright.PENANAQHEuLSRWhz
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."525Please respect copyright.PENANAirqwJMG5Ij
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."525Please respect copyright.PENANAW6Yem0GDei
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 525Please respect copyright.PENANAtGHiZcFosu
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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