Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxaBXJ3IBR
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PLUjHgHL2
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"Bro, just do it!"465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVFwWtbEg5
"Nah..."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29KeQ2F3cb
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhhAnYnw3M
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMeAqhx8TN
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tvo9oHevp
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sakmP0cv1
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9cnsTigP5
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cKwpDh0qd
"I said it- that swear word, maths."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lFHDRGA2n
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFsRPk8OPA
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW4XXV5MIr
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5mUVqmJbP
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUOr0aTDhR
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iCytx64mt
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"Hey, what's your d like?"465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjJmLYGVmf
"Can I see your d?"465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesCujAFIzc
"What, are you scared of my d?"
and then Add to home screen.