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(左舞台有一茶寮,右舞台有馬車。女百姓1和女百姓坐在茶寮上聊天,二人中間有一矮桌。)8964 copyright protection516PENANAQTyuty2DE8 維尼
(舞台中間深處有一平台,上有一光碧輝煌王座,用於夢境/轉述情景,故未觸及情節時,燈光不應照射暴露平台)8964 copyright protection516PENANA4etOveT9I0 維尼
(子南駕駛馬車,載着姬元至右舞台。子南、姬元衣常服。同時百姓歌詠團站在舞台深處,歌唱《天保》,迎接姬元進場。姬元神采飛揚,向百姓揮手。子南卻神情嚴肅。馬車至右舞台停下,假裝繼續前行。)8964 copyright protection516PENANA12X5hd9w6P 維尼
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人在春秋,亂世裡怎去牧民?8964 copyright protection516PENANAyPATLfPwr2 維尼
管仲回覆,守倉廩,務四時。8964 copyright protection516PENANA2KmvU74yIu 維尼
國財多,召遠者。地辟舉,聚人民。8964 copyright protection516PENANAMnzQtJwM07 維尼
天下莫能與我爭。8964 copyright protection516PENANAoXwtTKAnwQ 維尼
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子南:8964 copyright protection516PENANAqNWPlcTWyb 維尼
倉廩實厚方知禮節,8964 copyright protection516PENANAMO1y1UN5KU 維尼
衣食豐足則知榮辱。8964 copyright protection516PENANAheGtLgLKpV 維尼
上服得度鞏固六親,8964 copyright protection516PENANABFfOKPGd6t 維尼
君令行在乎張四維。8964 copyright protection516PENANAuUjd2JHBGs 維尼
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百姓歌詠團:8964 copyright protection516PENANAapGXVBLNie 維尼
人在春秋,亂世裡怎去牧民?8964 copyright protection516PENANAjs2vQ40Hsh 維尼
管仲回覆,守倉廩,務四時。8964 copyright protection516PENANAJH5xhmoGAP 維尼
國財多,召遠者。地辟舉,聚人民。8964 copyright protection516PENANAUMMfGeJa7s 維尼
天下莫能與我爭。8964 copyright protection516PENANAdp5zXC9uE2 維尼
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人在春秋,亂世裡怎去牧民?8964 copyright protection516PENANAw5pd56lmfy 維尼
管仲回覆,守倉廩,務四時。8964 copyright protection516PENANAIUYl8Dumc1 維尼
國財多,召遠者。地辟舉,聚人民。8964 copyright protection516PENANABXsdM8sbwg 維尼
天下莫能無可相比。8964 copyright protection516PENANAXvIqvCUczd 維尼
(樂止,百姓歌詠團退場)8964 copyright protection516PENANA9Fc1MEUGQt 維尼
520Please respect copyright.PENANAkQkBTOl5iV
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姬元(拍手):唱得好,唱得好!寡人最鍾意就係聽歌⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAHKsjTUBjzM 維尼
女百姓1(驚訝,大笑):吓,屌唔係啊嘛?真唔撚真啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAKOmqFAYTTY 維尼
姬元(憤怒):邊個講粗口?寡人最撚真人講粗口!8964 copyright protection516PENANA8uzccJZffx 維尼
子南:父君你啱啱講咗句粗口喎⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANA9TQfvjO4U9 維尼
姬元:君兒,你知唔知啊,我最憎嘅有五樣嘢:違抗我命令,唔聽我講嘢,當面鬧我,背後話我,同埋講粗口⋯⋯你停車!我哋落車,睇下係邊個仆街講粗口!8964 copyright protection516PENANAW3T8q3m15A 維尼
(姬元和子南下車,走近茶寮,偷聽二人說話)8964 copyright protection516PENANAbISaT56Mz3 維尼
女百姓2:珍珠都無咁真啊!我係聽隔離陳師奶講㗎!陳師奶個姪女個鄰居個表妹小莉喺王宮做宮女㗎!8964 copyright protection516PENANAi8Es6YXpVI 維尼
女百姓1:衛國夫人南子同彌子瑕通姦,我就知姐,但你話原來姬元同彌子瑕兩個男人通姦,我就真係唔知喎!8964 copyright protection516PENANAqQpWy5iXzr 維尼
(姬元憤怒,想衝上前,被子南拉住,子南搖頭示意不好)8964 copyright protection516PENANAmSP9Vk4eCY 維尼
女百姓2:咁你知唔知衛國公叫咩名啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANA44lGQls81P 維尼
女百姓1:姬元囉。8964 copyright protection516PENANAofZhquR0y3 維尼
女百姓2(從桌下取出一張大紙畫,上面寫着『Gay元』):『Gay』元啊,有名你叫!8964 copyright protection516PENANAb6RIsvdZvS 維尼
(女百姓1和2哈哈大笑)8964 copyright protection516PENANAyRjnsHG9ag 維尼
女百姓2:陳師奶話啊,小莉嗰晚係王宮見到佢哋三個咁樣啊:8964 copyright protection516PENANA4R3fBpL8yo 維尼
(女百姓1 、2和子南望向舞台深處平台)8964 copyright protection516PENANAU0YaSOHEee 維尼
(南子與彌子瑕進場上平台,姬元走上平台的樓梯上,南子與彌子瑕站站在平台上,拉姬元上台,樣子淫穢。姬元神情興奮。南子趴在平台的王座,姬元趴在南子身上,然後彌子瑕趴在姬元身上,三人發出叫聲)8964 copyright protection516PENANA3SCQBFWuyV 維尼
(女百姓1 、2哈哈大笑,子南驚愕,覺得嘔心。姬元怒氣沖沖下樓梯想走向女百姓,被子南擋住。南子與彌子瑕退場)8964 copyright protection516PENANAGMmRj1jXmQ 維尼
女百姓1:但我聽到個版本唔係咁喎。8964 copyright protection516PENANA3J0TyHNl8R 維尼
女百姓2:吓?你邊度聽返嚟?8964 copyright protection516PENANAXu5MYBfgoJ 維尼
女百姓1:我舅母個細路有個姪叫魯慕,喺王宮做侍衛㗎嘛。8964 copyright protection516PENANAHjJgRJ3byp 維尼
女百姓2:咁佢講乜?8964 copyright protection516PENANAT7eQz0ZnHy 維尼
女百姓1:佢話啊,原來姬元鐘意嘅,係佢老母宣姜,同埋宣姜條仔宋朝啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANA4K7DsBplUl 維尼
女百姓2:咩佢老母姐,姬元係襄公個妾侍生㗎,宣姜唔鳩係佢老母囉!8964 copyright protection516PENANAQGW5qIE6wS 維尼
(女百姓1和2哈哈大笑)8964 copyright protection516PENANAijAGiVphWF 維尼
(姬元憤怒,想衝上前,被子南拉住,子南搖頭示意不好)8964 copyright protection516PENANAvKeyTLpEuS 維尼
女百姓2:咁啊老母⋯⋯唔係,啊魯慕,嗰晚見到乜?8964 copyright protection516PENANAjuzeQ8bOSc 維尼
女百姓1:佢話佢有晚巡邏王宮,撞見姬元、宣姜、宋朝三個咁樣:8964 copyright protection516PENANAi7Qe3RRURv 維尼
(宣姜與宋朝進場,上平台。姬元走上舞台深處平台的樓梯上,宣姜與宋朝站站在平台上,拉姬元上台,樣子淫穢。姬元神情興奮。宣姜趴在平台的王座,姬元趴在宣姜身上,然後宋朝瑕趴在姬元身上,三人發出叫聲)8964 copyright protection516PENANAPh7cH0k4bi 維尼
(女百姓1 、2哈哈大笑,子南驚愕,覺得嘔心。宣姜與宋朝下平台退場。姬元怒氣沖沖下樓梯想走向女百姓,子南擋不住,姬元來到女百姓1 、2中間,踢翻矮桌,拔劍,作勢要劈向二人,被子南拉住)8964 copyright protection516PENANAw96r2BoMfl 維尼
(女百姓1 、2驚慌,分別在左右下跪求饒)8964 copyright protection516PENANATg8luQndtF 維尼
姬元(憤怒):你老母講撚夠未啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANADDSqFbiWX5 維尼
女百姓1 、2:主君饒命啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAwCVEEHqohD 維尼
子南:(對姬元)父君你冷靜,先收劍。(嚴肅地對百姓1、2)大膽刁民,竟敢造謠抹黑衛國主君,而且滿口粗言穢語,該當何罪?8964 copyright protection516PENANA7iok8ULXZJ 維尼
女百姓1:殿下饒命啊,草民無講大話,全部都係事實啊!雖然草民唔肯定當時主君到底係趴係中間定係最上面⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAGuj9I5ma8h 維尼
姬元:你仲夠膽講!8964 copyright protection516PENANAtiiKvmWYdz 維尼
子南:我唔信父君會做出咁荒唐嘅事囉!不過算啦,我見你哋係無知婦孺,今次就咁算數,同我走!8964 copyright protection516PENANAIh4O0nB8tW 維尼
女百姓1 、2:謝殿下!8964 copyright protection516PENANAeB9ywA7ZB6 維尼
(女百姓1 、2慌張地逃走,退場)8964 copyright protection516PENANAYDID9RThB7 維尼
子南(疑惑):父君,佢哋剛才講嘅,都係假嘅,係咪?8964 copyright protection516PENANAtIgaoblX9l 維尼
姬元(左右觀望,踱步,不敢正視子南):er⋯⋯er⋯⋯咦,今日⋯⋯天氣真係好!我哋回宮食水蜜桃啦。8964 copyright protection516PENANArraDExfF63 維尼
子南:父君你未答我啊。8964 copyright protection516PENANARlxZ6S6X0k 維尼
姬元:你⋯⋯你唔好聽百姓亂講啦!總之,回宮!8964 copyright protection516PENANAuXEZtkt2kK 維尼
(姬元與子南退場)8964 copyright protection516PENANAHU3EyWHlUl 維尼
第二場:潑婦罵街8964 copyright protection516PENANAvwLAfZQa3s 維尼
(同一天下午,帝丘皇宮花園。左右舞台皆有花圃,背景見有一宮殿。)8964 copyright protection516PENANABnHD9mrSiY 維尼
(姬元與子南穿常服進場,即見宣姜與南子穿常服在舞台中央,大聲叫囂。)8964 copyright protection516PENANAQW5iPOjDNm 維尼
(二人疊聲,互相指罵)8964 copyright protection516PENANAfSeP87yiaU 維尼
宣姜(憤怒):你係雞係公廁!(x3)8964 copyright protection516PENANAOjwGuGAlYW 維尼
南子(憤怒):你先係雞啊!(x3)8964 copyright protection516PENANAKCX8saRc3Q 維尼
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(姬元與子南錯愕,子南上前勸架)8964 copyright protection516PENANA4RJbHQIqjC 維尼
(宣姜推開子南,子南錯愕,退到左舞台;宣姜站在姬元左,南子站在姬元右,二人各執姬元的衣袖,互相拉扯)8964 copyright protection516PENANA9hMSyvpEC1 維尼
南子(拉姬元衣袖,對宣姜):宣姜你件臭閪,你做乜推開我個仔?8964 copyright protection516PENANABXyiq1DHd3 維尼
宣姜(拉姬元衣袖,對南子):推咪推,臭閪南,我點知你件臭閪個仔係同邊個男人生㗎?8964 copyright protection516PENANAHQ13tSqig7 維尼
姬元:你兩個唔好講粗口啦⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAuWzGrP2PKX 維尼
南子(無視姬元,拉姬元衣袖,對宣姜):好過你啦臭閪,你畀咁多男人屌過,連一隻蛋都生唔出啊?你只不過係我老公個掛名老母咋!8964 copyright protection516PENANAHBmeiY8h2S 維尼
宣姜(推開姬元,姬元倒地,手指指着南子鼻):你老母臭閪,你搶咗我個男神子瑕BB我都未同你計啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAvO9DOlh6yc 維尼
姬元(站起,分開二人,站在二人中間,無奈):阿媽,老婆,你哋又嘈乜啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAfqZiEyXGPs 維尼
南子(把姬元拉到自己身後,一手指罵宣姜):依個賤女人尋晚同我男神宋朝BB扑嘢啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAHvzK0X9eBq 維尼
子南(錯愕):等一陣⋯⋯咩話?原來百姓講嘅,係真㗎?襄夫人⋯⋯你竟然同第二個男人⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAlR76LmELjz 維尼
宣姜:大人講嘢細路唔好插嘴!8964 copyright protection516PENANAJuNNuzDUrl 維尼
姬元:子南,你收聲啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAz7RLZ5Jp19 維尼
(子南無奈地低頭歎息)8964 copyright protection516PENANA6uZ8U0Mlc8 維尼
宣姜(把姬元拉到自己身後,一手指罵子南):佢仲好講!依個賤女人尋晚同我男神子瑕BB扑嘢啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAxdaVo2gCPN 維尼
子南(驚愕):吓?母君你點可以咁⋯⋯咁樣係,出軌啊!原來百姓講嘅,係真㗎?8964 copyright protection516PENANAYg1UGODkme 維尼
南子:大人講嘢細路唔好插嘴!8964 copyright protection516PENANAbzv8Z4WPxZ 維尼
姬元:子南,你收聲啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAEBAsEFES59 維尼
子南(驚愕):吓?父君,母君同第二個男人⋯⋯上床喎!8964 copyright protection516PENANABvpujZAv8S 維尼
姬元:咁又點?宋朝同彌子瑕都同我上個床啦!總之,你收聲!8964 copyright protection516PENANAT0K81deZJo 維尼
(子南和宣姜無反應,似乎已早知)8964 copyright protection516PENANA0QkFUMzzaO 維尼
子南(驚愕,倒地):天⋯⋯天啊!原來⋯⋯頭先百姓講嘅,係真㗎?咁點解父君你頭先咁嬲?8964 copyright protection516PENANA0e66QhgWoK 維尼
姬元:(命令語氣,對子南)因為我唔鍾意人批評我同邊個上床囉!總之你聽我講,收聲。(哀求語氣,對宣姜和南子)你地兩個唔好嘈,聽我講,大家輪流啦⋯⋯(對宣姜)你一、三、五搵宋朝,二、四、六搵彌子瑕,(對南子)你一、三、五搵彌子瑕,二、四、六搵宋朝,咁咪好囉!8964 copyright protection516PENANAbkXhhGUMVt 維尼
南子和宣姜:咁星期日呢?8964 copyright protection516PENANAzCWPXYJZO9 維尼
姬元:彌子瑕同宋朝緊係陪寡人啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAKy5GMlJOeN 維尼
南子和宣姜(生氣,一同推開姬元):你食屎啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAatMTM0aE3o 維尼
(姬元被踢向左舞台,子南扶起姬元,南子和宣姜退場)8964 copyright protection516PENANAPwCbqnDsU2 維尼
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姬元(埋怨):明明我先係國君啊,點解一個二個都唔聽我講?8964 copyright protection516PENANAYbr8YfHFjz 維尼
子南:父君,你又唔係唔知,衛國朝廷就係母君同襄夫人兩個話事,你唔可以迫佢哋聽你講嘢㗎。8964 copyright protection516PENANA0JTl24xvyy 維尼
姬元(環顧四周):唔得!我身為國君,我要我講乜,大家就做乜,我唔要個個係度嘈生晒!彌子瑕同宋朝就最聽我話啦,等我同佢哋講。8964 copyright protection516PENANAdclLW6Rwmy 維尼
子南:父君啊⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANA1njJkACNMD 維尼
姬元:你知唔知啊子南,我最鍾意就係大家唱好衛國,讚美我,我啊,依個國君。8964 copyright protection516PENANAz9ivzEbTdX 維尼
(舞台後傳來聲音):主君,彌子瑕同宋朝求見。8964 copyright protection516PENANAA4JjNn6Mmt 維尼
姬元:快傳!8964 copyright protection516PENANAGiHmSxTtKo 維尼
(姬元與子南仍站舞台中央,彌子瑕同宋朝穿常服進場,二人互相推撞,先向對透投入鄙視眼神,然後向姬元展示喜悅眼神)8964 copyright protection516PENANAxwHnxJEvvr 維尼
彌子瑕和宋朝:主君BB!8964 copyright protection516PENANAl8azXOn1KM 維尼
(姬元興奮地擁抱、親吻二人,子南感到噁心)8964 copyright protection516PENANATSEOD9Wgxo 維尼
姬元:子南,你行開一陣啦。8964 copyright protection516PENANANcUrPWyg6H 維尼
子南:點解啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAfDl6bg8hpE 維尼
姬元(不耐煩):總之你聽我講啦!你做乜唔服從我命令?我最憎嘅有五樣嘢:違抗我命令,唔聽我講嘢,當面鬧我,背後話我,同埋講粗口!8964 copyright protection516PENANACg7fG5CCCd 維尼
子南:好啦⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAG9UlD2iTNL 維尼
(子南退到左舞台,背向姬元而立,不時回頭偷望)8964 copyright protection516PENANAdvdujP3b1o 維尼
姬元(左手攬彌子瑕,右手攬宋朝,在向前走近觀眾):我聽講宣姜同南子為咗你哋兩位靚仔而爭風呷醋喎,不如咁,聽我講⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANA5KNUbwDI7L 維尼
宋朝(停下腳步,將姬元拉近):主君,你聽我講,彌子瑕依個死𡃁仔⋯⋯真係罪大惡極啊!前幾日,我見佢坐主君架馬車去佢老母屋企啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANALJUA8fk79q 維尼
姬元(驚訝,對彌子瑕):吓?真㗎?彌子瑕點解你要咁做?8964 copyright protection516PENANAKRQ9bmS8NO 維尼
彌子瑕(慌張):咁⋯⋯主君⋯⋯我老母,真係病得好重嘛!我當時好心急,所以先⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAdw6z2ze29Q 維尼
姬元:咁⋯⋯咁你都幾孝順,算啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAsfVef9IFu3 維尼
彌子瑕(將姬元拉近):主君,你應該小心宋朝先係囉!佢依個月啊,隔日就去齊豹屋企,每次去就留低幾個時辰,你知齊豹成日唔聽主君你話㗎啦,都唔知佢哋有咩陰謀!8964 copyright protection516PENANAHFh0koQaw8 維尼
姬元(驚訝,對宋朝):吓?宋朝,你唔係連齊豹依個鬍鬚佬都睇得上眼啊嘛?8964 copyright protection516PENANAmjho6IC5tx 維尼
宋朝(慌張):(對姬元)我⋯⋯我邊有!我無⋯⋯(對彌子瑕)你條仆街老作!8964 copyright protection516PENANAWmubf58uGe 維尼
彌子瑕(推開姬元,姬元倒地,推撞宋朝):喂,死𡃁仔,你話邊個係仆街啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAoV1tDteAJ1 維尼
姬元:喂,停手啊!聽我講,聽我講!同埋唔好講粗口!8964 copyright protection516PENANA7rj84AYfvw 維尼
(宋朝和彌子瑕開始打架,不理會姬元)8964 copyright protection516PENANAfVm93TwRwC 維尼
(子南聽見打架聲,上前分開宋朝和彌子瑕)8964 copyright protection516PENANAIqCG22aSHD 維尼
子南:兩位冷靜,先退下啦。8964 copyright protection516PENANAx5gwSKmk1W 維尼
(宋朝和彌子瑕退場,退場時仍互相指罵,子南扶起姬元)8964 copyright protection516PENANAgv5jXLZEwv 維尼
姬元(抱怨):明明我先係一國之君,點建硬係無人聽我講嘢?係咪我唔夠大聲?8964 copyright protection516PENANAUROiOQeY92 維尼
子南:父君,就算係個天,都唔可以迫人聽佢講嘢,迫人講乜嘢,唔講乜嘢,每個人都有自由㗎!正如⋯⋯我雖然覺得父君同母君啲關係好混亂,兒臣都⋯⋯只能尊重你哋嘅自由啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANARzUd6YAyid 維尼
姬元:自由?我最憎就係自由!自由,咪個個自把自為囉!我覺得我一定就係唔夠威嚴啊。阿哥講得啱,對臣民真係要惡啲先得。8964 copyright protection516PENANABizoRGPajE 維尼
子南:唔係咁㗎父君,再講你又惡唔起,頭先你對住宋朝和彌子瑕咪又一樣無曬扶?計我話⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANArfRhtF3sUW 維尼
(傳出啊啊慘叫聲)8964 copyright protection516PENANAyY16GkL1ZH 維尼
姬元:咩聲啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAeyzJVFPC0O 維尼
子南(擔憂):死啦,一定又係大伯又打人啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANA3FVMpHIkbR 維尼
姬元:我哋去睇下啦。8964 copyright protection516PENANAFg2w22tBcX 維尼
520Please respect copyright.PENANAjjOSKdp3KA
8964 copyright protection516PENANAbcuKCectiF 維尼
第三場:唔准講粗口8964 copyright protection516PENANAJoK5LF0cgR 維尼
(地點、時間、佈景相同)8964 copyright protection516PENANAqiXHNWwawc 維尼
(北宮喜穿常服進場,被人踢入舞台,衝向姬元和子南,倒在二人腳前;北宮喜神色慌張,跪在姬元面前)8964 copyright protection516PENANA9SUXU1HnnI 維尼
北宮喜:主君救命啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAT8yET2Gvjm 維尼
姬元:咩⋯⋯咩事啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAIJMYDW6Ddt 維尼
北宮喜:公⋯⋯公孟縶,打我啊?尋日又打,今日又打!8964 copyright protection516PENANAnY0ezJUJYS 維尼
(公孟縶和宗魯穿常服進場,公孟縶行動不便,持柺杖;宗魯持木棍。二人凶神惡煞;北宮喜仍跪,躲到姬元身後)8964 copyright protection516PENANAYitGgi19Xz 維尼
公孟縶:你老母,北宮喜你個亂臣賊子以為縮喺我細佬後面就無事啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAfc2M5qqndr 維尼
姬元:大哥你唔好講粗口好無?我唔鍾意聽人講粗口。8964 copyright protection516PENANABruMwSAnvS 維尼
公孟縶:哦,細佬,唔撚好意思啊。你喺度就啱啦,依條撚樣⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAJbu3qpGeu9 維尼
姬元:大哥,唔好講粗口啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAUoAJUIhCYM 維尼
公孟縶:哦,唔好意思。我係話,依條契弟,真係罪大恐極,同齊豹一樣,貪污受賄,強佔土地,而最重要嘅係⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAfECQiUbJsJ 維尼
姬元:係咩啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAKq60qr3oby 維尼
公孟縶:我隻狗生日啊,佢老味夠膽死唔寫首詩嚟恭喜啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANATpq6rxI6Ia 維尼
(南子和姬元楞了一下)8964 copyright protection516PENANAVSCnqFA5Ei 維尼
姬元:吓,只不過係咁咋?8964 copyright protection516PENANAenCkUDUFI7 維尼
北宮喜:(從身後取出一卷字畫,打開,上面上着『不恭喜』)主君,臣⋯⋯臣有名你叫,『不』恭喜嘛。8964 copyright protection516PENANA2ruqJSX4dq 維尼
公孟縶(提高聲線):你老味你覺得個食字好好笑啊?宗魯,同我打到佢唔識笑為止!8964 copyright protection516PENANADtj3T15RW6 維尼
宗魯:遵命。8964 copyright protection516PENANAdWFF0Mh8ld 維尼
北宮喜:救命啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANA88pdhkAeB9 維尼
(北宮喜逃跑,宗魯追上,北宮喜、宗魯退場)8964 copyright protection516PENANAZ6dtF1lDvE 維尼
子南(拍一拍公孟縶肩膀,勸告):姪知大伯忠義,但係北宮喜如有不法,理應交由司寇繩之以法,而唔係用暴力解決⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAL8N43epr5u 維尼
公孟縶:司寇?你講齊豹?我炒咗條撚樣啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANASkRwDAacFm 維尼
(姬元和子南驚訝)8964 copyright protection516PENANAIWNKfBi7Wt 維尼
姬元:炒咗?幾時炒㗎?你無同我講過喎!8964 copyright protection516PENANAVVrSTOBHuD 維尼
公孟縶:細佬你仲好講,你派依條撚樣去我個城池到做官,點知佢包庇下屬、收受賄賂,仲要背後笑我跛啊!我緊係炒佢啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAaOaxUPd5Y0 維尼
姬元:咁你要有我命令先可以炒㗎⋯⋯我咪講過囉,齊豹係宣姜嘅𡃁,炒不得!依家炒咗司寇咁邊個審案?你聽我講,依家你暫代司寇先,然後去搵返齊豹⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAYEsYHcMDJf 維尼
公孟縶:你做乜驚撚咗個哎吔老母姐?我想講啊,佢同宋國嚟嗰條撚樣宋朝日日扑野,真係不撚知所謂囉!8964 copyright protection516PENANAYDWbRYNd6F 維尼
姬元:你唔好再講粗口好無?8964 copyright protection516PENANAkNhRFCGV1e 維尼
(舞台背景忽然傳來聲音)8964 copyright protection516PENANAa9oAYR7jq8 維尼
史魚:縶公子!縶公子!8964 copyright protection516PENANAugNWf9r8iF 維尼
公孟縶(驚慌):大鑊!史魚嚟啦!(對姬元)你同史魚講無見過我,我走啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAwOQFgDlW1v 維尼
姬元:咩事啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAjDbXZZyCe0 維尼
(姬元和子南疑惑)8964 copyright protection516PENANAwhnRGO5L9P 維尼
(公孟縶退場,史魚穿常服進場)8964 copyright protection516PENANAXpwOSj6Fmn 維尼
史魚(嚴肅,鞠躬作偮):參見主君、公子。8964 copyright protection516PENANARlwvpbttv1 維尼
子南:老師好,何事朝見?8964 copyright protection516PENANAlgypjxz0Y1 維尼
史魚:請問兩位有無見過縶公子?8964 copyright protection516PENANAO4ZbcFt0u8 維尼
(子南正想開口,被姬元掩口)姬元(慌張):公孟縶?er⋯⋯無,無啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANADtpq6sLOWr 維尼
史魚:咁啊⋯⋯主君,臣有一言⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAIRdnlxYgKX 維尼
姬元:嗱,真係一言好啦,唔好長篇大論。8964 copyright protection516PENANAujHxnaTaM4 維尼
史魚:臣想講講法嘅問題。正所謂8964 copyright protection516PENANArXDFtEn9R5 維尼
520Please respect copyright.PENANAr0bJsFaDHW
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(史魚獨唱《愛臣》)8964 copyright protection516PENANA8VAzC4aliZ 維尼
曲目 2 《韓非子.愛臣》8964 copyright protection516PENANAxlWrOONdAU 維尼
愛臣太親,必危自身;人臣太貴,必易主位;主妾無等,必危嫡子;兄弟不服,必危社稷。8964 copyright protection516PENANAXTWTpbJJ1C 維尼
https://musescore.com/user/13028/scores/10370986 8964 copyright protection516PENANAPCRcwjcoVO 維尼
520Please respect copyright.PENANAtsZdcumruo
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姬元(不耐煩):喂喂喂,又話一言?做乜長篇大論?8964 copyright protection516PENANAYAgTeuunXV 維尼
子南:老師不如入正題啦,可以省去前言。8964 copyright protection516PENANADyn7CxSCSl 維尼
史魚:咁好啦。齊豹、北宮喜貪贓枉法,確實有罪,但縶公子越權處罰,亦有違禮法,而且直接得罪襄夫人,所以請主君懲罰縶公子,收回佢嘅城池。8964 copyright protection516PENANA6ExZo8nNAd 維尼
姬元(不滿):喂,你即係挑撥離間我兩兄弟喎!寡人就點都唔會咁對我阿哥㗎啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAEhAQJoqqrk 維尼
史魚:咁樣⋯⋯主君,你就要先下手為強,一次過鏟除襄夫人嘅勢力。民間有謠言話,襄夫人同宋朝有異心,已經喺城外蓄養死士。8964 copyright protection516PENANAijTqvyN9aS 維尼
姬元(不滿):喂,你講夠未?寡人唔准你挑撥離間我屋企,收聲啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANA1C7OUXIaae 維尼
史魚:如果主君念親情而不忍出手,可以由主君夫人出手,因為主君夫人素來同襄夫人不和。但主君夫人同彌子瑕一黨人又係另一威脅,所以利用主君夫人鏟除襄夫人同宋朝一黨後,主君又要鏟除主君夫人同彌子瑕一黨⋯⋯8964 copyright protection516PENANAGkvhgrTbcX 維尼
姬元:收聲啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAHc6i0UDWx3 維尼
(姬元掌摑史魚,史魚倒地,子南扶起史魚)8964 copyright protection516PENANAzWTZx2VUMh 維尼
史魚:主君何以打人?8964 copyright protection516PENANAjgoFirhEH9 維尼
姬元:我覺得應該鏟除你先囉,明明你係最唔聽我講嘢嘅仆街!8964 copyright protection516PENANArcd1ZD7GGg 維尼
子南:父君,你唔係話唔鍾意人講粗口咩?8964 copyright protection516PENANAnKEIKI8vpg 維尼
姬元:仆街唔係粗口!8964 copyright protection516PENANADJ9mf64HpD 維尼
(舞台後傳來聲音):主君,宗魯求見。8964 copyright protection516PENANAt67CGtD8ag 維尼
姬元:快傳!8964 copyright protection516PENANAz1hDOLNv20 維尼
(宗魯穿常服進場)8964 copyright protection516PENANACJTtUZbPog 維尼
宗魯:參見主君、公子。8964 copyright protection516PENANAeoM3E06Suj 維尼
(宗魯憤怒的盯着史魚,史魚詫異)8964 copyright protection516PENANAgdaZAwuHFd 維尼
姬元:宗魯,何事求見?8964 copyright protection516PENANAqIaynzurgH 維尼
宗魯:臣有一事相求。8964 copyright protection516PENANA1MHrDDvBlC 維尼
姬元:請講。8964 copyright protection516PENANA3Mb271YTuK 維尼
宗魯(盯着史魚):臣求主君准許臣毆打史魚。8964 copyright protection516PENANAOJ1XWiSsqh 維尼
姬元和子南(同聲):吓?8964 copyright protection516PENANAeXLM9WKjqv 維尼
史魚:你發咩癲啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAzPo5ETKkhO 維尼
宗魯(抽着史魚衣領,凶惡):死老嘢,係你尋日講啊,話我主公未經主君批准毆打北宮喜係違法啊嘛,依家我跟足程序,向主君申請打你啊!(禮貌地)請問主君,臣要不要填一份毆打大臣申請表?8964 copyright protection516PENANAL1niiZFOMj 維尼
姬元:不必了,但你點解要打史魚?8964 copyright protection516PENANAIj3cSZ9ovC 維尼
宗魯:臣對公孟縶忠心耿耿,但尋日史魚闖入公孟縶府,就北宮喜被打一事大罵公孟縶,臣無法容忍自己主公受如此侮辱。8964 copyright protection516PENANAtPSwB9j7tU 維尼
姬元:咁,咁啊⋯⋯你打三拳好啦。8964 copyright protection516PENANApllVI15WdE 維尼
宗魯:謝主君。8964 copyright protection516PENANAOoWvNXiKHC 維尼
史魚:喂,你唔好發癲啊,喂⋯⋯喂!8964 copyright protection516PENANANmGCoGnKdb 維尼
宗魯:我依法打你啊,你逃走就係違法!8964 copyright protection516PENANAmwrtdh3g6s 維尼
(史魚逃跑,宗魯追趕,史魚、宗魯退場)8964 copyright protection516PENANA6VqvHBT484 維尼
姬元(歎息):子南,你話如果我個個臣子都好似忠魯咁聽話,幾好啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAbg3EzWgXD1 維尼
子南(向前走近觀眾):父君,你覺得如果全國只有一把聲音,乜都聽一個人講曬,真係好咩?8964 copyright protection516PENANA5M2Ia2y2qT 維尼
(子南退後)8964 copyright protection516PENANAfqGOTWdJsH 維尼
姬元(向前走近觀眾):好,有咩唔好啊?8964 copyright protection516PENANAEyuFiGicKf 維尼
(姬元退後)8964 copyright protection516PENANA7Fs1zefdRS 維尼
子南(向前走近觀眾):但係唱歌,都要分唔同聲部,先有和聲啦;國家要有唔同聲音,先有和諧啊!8964 copyright protection516PENANAfxkg9j055p 維尼
(子南退後)8964 copyright protection516PENANA9bfIDmldSv 維尼
姬元(向前走近觀眾):總之⋯⋯你唔好講啦,聽我講,你大個就明㗎啦!8964 copyright protection516PENANAkftTujTlBF 維尼
520Please respect copyright.PENANAO7eG9GcMZc
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