我鍾意同妳鬥氣，其實只係因為… （連載中） - 三

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啊，莫非係我啱啱既舉動太離譜，所以餐廳經理走過黎搵我麻煩？

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都係笑吓啫，有幾離譜啊？

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葉佩儀一臉食花生等睇戲既表情笑笑口咁望住我…

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呢個女人…

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「請問你係咪林必才？」哦，經理既問題我真係有啲意想不到。

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「唔係，我係林〇善。」即係電影《三五成群》入面個主角阿必既飾演者，由細到大，都唔知有幾多個人話過我哋個樣好似。

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經理呆咗一呆，望咗我一陣，然後先唔好意思咁同我講︰「啊…原來係咁，唔好意思，我認錯人。」講完佢就想走。

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其實諗諗下經理咁樣既態度，如果我係真正既林〇善黎講，佢好似都幾冇禮貌，林〇善假假地都係某個自稱大台既藝人，比人認出咗就咁行咗開去，又冇話要影相又冇話要簽名，都叫做幾落佢面。

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我唯一諗到既原因，就係其實香港好多人都唔鍾意大台既藝人，所以見到咪寧願耍手擰頭扮唔識咁走人囉。

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我望返對面，葉佩儀已經響度掩住咀笑。

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「喂，喂，」我叫住經理︰「我同你講下笑咋，我係林必才啊。」

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經理即刻堆起個笑容，道︰「我就知我冇認錯，你靚仔咁多，邊會係林〇善呢？」

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呢句肯定係假話！

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我同林〇善真係差唔多樣，我有自知之明，我一啲都唔叫做靚仔！我上集提過果個好朋友余正熙阿熙，佢就真係靚仔嘞。

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講起黎中學既時候，比起我同葉佩儀果種歡喜冤家既關係，余正熙同葉佩儀先係真正既火星撞地球，佢哋互相都睇對方好唔順眼，我為咗呢個好兄弟都唔知同葉佩儀鬧過幾多次交。

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「係，係，我知我靚仔喇。」我笑問︰「點啊，你想同我影相？」

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「係啊！」經理都未等我答應已經拎咗部手機出黎同我自拍。

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"咔嚓！"

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條友真係快手。

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「後晚你哋對日本隊場比賽加油啊！」經理同我影完相之後好滿足同我打完氣，之後就走咗去。

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冇錯，我而家既職業係一位職業足球員，效力緊一間本地中型班叫做標準流〇，同時都係香港代表隊既現役成員之一，基本上冇傷冇停賽就一定入選咁滯，而後日就係亞洲盃外圍賽香港對日本既比賽，如無意外我應該會正選出場。

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響香港隊人氣上升既呢幾年，我響街上面都多咗唔少人認出我要同我影相。

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呃…

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當然都有人真係認錯我係果個乜嘢林〇善…

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通常呢個時候我都會笑笑口咁唔會出聲，將錯就錯咁同佢哋影張相，如果佢哋遞啲唔知乜嘢比我簽名，我都係一樣會簽返林〇善三隻字上去既。

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哈哈。

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做戲做全套吖嘛。

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「知你威喇，香港球星！」經理一走開，葉佩儀就寸我。

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「嘩，妳而家就講得輕鬆囉，妳知唔知經理凶神惡煞咁行埋黎果陣我幾驚啊，我以為佢走埋黎屌我啊！」我裝出一副猶有餘悸既表情。

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講堅，經理個身材其實都幾大隻，而且個樣都唔係斯文有啲惡，仲有啲樣衰，我懷疑如果企響門口派籌果個係呢個經理既話，應該會嚇走唔少客人。

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「係鬼啊你！」葉佩儀不屑地道︰「我識你咁耐以黎啊，你有邊一次係會知醜架？響公共場所做埋啲古靈精怪嘢、無端端響人堆之中大叫，之後比人鬧比人笑你個樣都係一樣咁嘻嘻哈哈架喇！」

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「痴線，妳講緊邊個啊？」我裝一副無辜又勞氣既表情，就好似比人老屈咁︰「我先唔係啲咁既人，妳究竟記錯咗邊個男朋友啊？妳知妳喇，好似一樣…」我本來想話佢好似一樣公用既物體咁（例如肉便器），但見到佢目露凶光咁既樣，都係硬生生收返呢句。

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都係既，人哋結婚，仲話人肉便器…更何況其實葉佩儀都唔係果種咁濫既女仔，我咁講就真係老屈佢嘞。

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講拍拖次數，佢姐妹譚梓淇遠遠超過佢啊。

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當然，背後係有啲原因既。

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「你再亂講嘢我就斬死你！」葉佩儀拎起把刀凶狠地道。

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「唔敢、唔敢，小必子知罪！」我又換咗副笑嘻嘻油腔滑調既表情。

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我哋兩個食咗幾啖扒。

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「喂，八婆儀！」我食食下扒，終於又做開口先果個。

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因為…

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我有嘢想問。

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「死人頭，做乜咁我呢個名！」葉佩儀呢句一出口之後，即刻自己反駁返自己︰「唔係唔係，我從來冇承認過呢個名，係你自己亂叫啫！」

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「好好好，靚女儀，咁我請問返嘞，點解妳會第一個講妳既婚訊比我知既？」我問︰「仲早過淇淇喎！」

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葉佩儀定睛咁望到我實一實，然後先慢慢咁開口︰「因為我想…我想多謝你。」

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「多謝我？」

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