[1] "This Damn Company's Boss... Is the Goddess's Electronic Pet?!"
Crouched in the ventilation shaft above the CEO's office, Hoshino and I stared down at the "boss" charging below—
His suit split open, revealing a pink rabbit-shaped mechanical core stamped with:107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOLAQAa8Xk
[Model: Goddess's Beloved Pet #996107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhPlwCWthG
Functions: Faith Extraction / Employee Brainwashing / Automatic Frisbee Fetching]
"Three hundred years ago..." Hoshino's voice trembled, "that woman said she wanted 'a healing pet'... and this is what she made?!"
My familiar wriggled through the duct, its phone screen lighting up with the unlocked "Goddess Cloud Drive":107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1mgyO3ZGl
"Your Majesty! Found the blackmail files! Just ¥500 to—"107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwTA7AnQHu
"BUY IT!!" we shouted in unison.
[2] Blackmail File 001: The Goddess Can't Actually Code
The first decompressed file:107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ815wpxCdtB
[Heaven System Source Code (Annotated)]
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def exploit_humans(): 107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2JnnL88W9
if employee.emotion == "despair": 107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5rpzfA8Qr
print("Work hard! Heaven awaits next year!") # LIES. No such feature. 107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCaGi35zub
else: 107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRapoazjXw
activate("holy_gaslighting_module") # NOTE: Outsourced to Hell.
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"Hold up!" I yanked my familiar's tail. "Since when did demons take these kinds of jobs?!"107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH8qzSHbNX
Hoshino deadpanned: "Remember? You said, 'Let’s earn side income from Goddess contracts'..."
[3] Blackmail File 007: Holy Swords Are Just Plungers
A leaked video played—107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY4ggWjptB
Younger Goddess haggled at a heavenly hardware store:107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IJuNxaJd7
"Just plate this toilet plunger in gold, add LED lights... Yeah, make it look like a 'Holy Sword'!"107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIpPZ48XbN
Clerk: "You still owe us for turning the Roomba into 'angel halos'..."
Hoshino’s sword flickered like faulty Christmas lights.107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJWVXNtkv8
"No wonder..." she monotone’d, "it keeps showing 'Low Battery' when I stab you."
[4] Company-Wide Riot! When the Wage Slaves Learn the Truth
The moment we mass-emailed the blackmail files, chaos erupted—
Accounting Dept. folded overtime forms into paper airplanes bombarding the CEO's office.
IT Dept. hacked the "faith conversion" backend, setting everyone’s "ascension progress" to 100%.
Janitor Auntie charged the coffee machine with a mop: "My daughter’s overwork data was in THIS?!"
"Now!" Hoshino flung off her HR badge. "Go dismantle that 'pet rabbit' and reclaim your Demon Core—"
Alarms blared:107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgLs14Rtj9
[WARNING: Mass Awakening Detected. Initiating FINAL PROTOCOL: Full System Reset.]
Ceiling panels shattered, unleashing chains that lashed toward employees. The rabbit CEO’s eyes glowed blood-red:107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooC5loLMYR
"Naughty workers... become batteries~❤"
[5] Demon King & Hero’s Ultimate Fusion Move (Literal)
"Five seconds!" Hoshino tossed me her holy sword. "Channel your dark energy into it—"107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw0abE7tpU
The hilt scorched my palm: "This thing isn’t dark-magic-compatible?!"107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1MqmrBjFa
"Shut up!" She gripped my sword-hand. "Our ceasefire pact said '50% holy, 50% dark'—"
The blade erupted in gold-and-black lightning. My familiar livestreamed:107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHbm6PEw6O
"Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting the legendary combo move officially named—"
『S O C I A L D E A T H S L A S H』!!!
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and then Add to home screen.