「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHzG1hxcBB
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRgAu9Ezsj
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliHjXzPtRC
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECO44untgN
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SHIT！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YFONfeJgN
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKk0HNBpRG
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23Rk6LpcFl
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我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO9PPAtfQI
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2qmNvaEri
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我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgpKduBOqe
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「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzHZGDyLB5
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVuB7jRkLy
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一陣溫暖。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6TkBGr8qz
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0huaWpvFe
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHz1MRs7kI
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuZRTeQl6I
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轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VEpvXrlSO
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeYH5F8tCM
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkGmuyctLU
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7xgi8Wc3n
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難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvOR47A5C3
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好像不太禮貌。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqLypqyjat
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我決定正常一點。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2ixJftdT7
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「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tw5Cz8YHk
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她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDXxjZW9V2
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLniRwJ18Y
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN2Go65bJs
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TUq6ATWDA
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不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLru4GfGr1c
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8A7i4iR6H
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2D8NAobpJ
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9Crrdc7rN
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM3TaXtS2Y
 727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LiqJnhOGH
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbzesSzia2
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pZ8ZXA6mx
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaw786mx2P
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「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJufWHpfoFu
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOsXXnuIQa
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7eYXvCx0q
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23VXxh9gVY
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突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt47D6Eaev
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG7yg3xgF7
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或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa7PfgTeKG
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我說了一個笑話。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kvhbwiGvr
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwR2EMsit2
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「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssrTLdaHq7
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她：「……」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzkKJg6vpS
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我：「……」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgK0unAsBW
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毒撚最忌有自信。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGPSLtKzz4
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這話是可信的。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBVyQosWH3
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo6KM1OpfZ
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpodW1UXmv6
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