After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - When Former Director "Tax No Kaori" Debuted as an Idol, the Entire Three Realms Remembered the Fear

[1] "Producers~ I'm a 300-year-old trainee... Taxnoka."

Under the spotlight, Taxnoka trembled in her "school uniform + tax badge" stage outfit. The screen suddenly played her "underground idol" past:

Secretly performing "Tax Refund Ritual Dance" in the audit warehouse
Using the "Chief's Seal" to stamp doujins at conventions (limited editions)
Claiming "youth tax policy research" when caught by reporters

Judge Goddess smirked: "Confession reduces taxes~"300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO34AJAtjz
Taxnoka's eyes darkened: "Then let's see who's the real Tax Idol!"

[2] "Tax Rap" vs. "Holy Tears Ballad"

Round 1: Solo Performances

Taxnoka:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpt5y47fP6
Turned a "tax calculator" into a beat machine, spitting fire:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDgom6lgkw
"Rates go up↑ Faith goes down↓300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoOKjmdFlJ
Your debt’s due~ No escape (hey!)300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaDMXUEcMm
Reincarnate as dogs? We’ll chase through space (tax!)"
Goddess:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lVGmHq0GN
Sang "Tearful Ballad" while playing a harp, crystal tears as special effects:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZbMyY4O05
"I don’t wanna work…300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqNT429Jm1
But taxes take my pay…"300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM791PpLM5f
The audience sobbed, waving "tax-free glow sticks."

[3] Final Showdown: Audit Dance Duet

The producers announced a "Tax Inspection Collaboration Stage"!

Goddess danced with a "Holy POS Machine"
Taxnoka fanned herself with "BL doujins" (pages replaced with tax codes)
They backflipped together, showering "exemption coupons" on fans

Hoshino suddenly hit the Golden Buzzer: "I demand a judge's performance!"300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtf5uAYHsH
She leapt onstage, her sword splitting the floor—300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2KFmhISJC
"Forbidden Technique: Arbitration Breakdance!"300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbjcdkq3Kn
Every move stomped on "tax hike announcements," ending with her shattering a tax rate sign.

[4] Idol Scandal: Rigged Election

During voting, the familiar hacked the system:300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM3QkOjICp
"1 vote = ¥100 tax credit! Vote more, save more!"

Results:

1st Place: Goddess (mass voting by信徒）
2nd Place: Taxnoka (ex-auditors mortgaged homes to vote)
3rd Place: Hoshino (hijacked by corporate accounts)

On the podium, Taxnoka ripped off her wig: "I'm done…"300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQbEcu6XN2
She tore her uniform to reveal a "Anti-Tax Guerrilla T-shirt": "THIS is the real me!"

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