After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - Turns Out When the Goddess's Vocal Cord Fix Was Leaked, the Whole Multiverse Heard the "Auto-Tune Go

[1] "Beloved faithful... I must confess—my voice was a lie."

The Goddess removed her "Holy Voice Modulator" during a livestream, revealing her true, hoarse voice:318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bWo3gLYGI
"That 'Divine Choir' 300 years ago... was just Heaven's Million-Dollar Sound Engineers."

The screen cut to archived footage—

Young Goddess chugging "Hell Pepper Extract" (fake holy tears) in a studio
Angel sound engineers tuning her voice with "Faith Equalizers"
The final product marketed as "Miracle Broadcast"

Chat exploded:318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUoaS2IuPa
[Ex-Believer1: So my donations funded SPEAKERS?!]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE89xmjkYBR
[Pain Cuisine Inc.: We supplied the pepper juice! ROYALTIES!]

[2] Familiar’s "Vocal Cord Scam"318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygXntpwcj3
"Only 1M Hell Coins!" It promoted "Goddess Voice Revival Packages":

Basic: AI Vocal Transplant (Demon King’s nosebleed as audio medium)
Deluxe: Holy Sword Laryngoscopy (post-op can shatter glass)
Premium: Crowdsourced Vocal Cords (1¥ donations = choir privileges)

Hoshino cleaved the billboard: "You treat vocal cords like tax receipts?!"

[3] Operating Room Turned Sound Hell

The Goddess was wheeled into "Holy Surgery Theater"—with the ex-Heaven sound engineer (now a hellish DJ) as surgeon:318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwaAGrIdUm
"Relax~ I’ll use Demon King’s grumbles as bass and Hero’s murder intent as treble~"

Live-streamed procedure:

Step 1: Extract tear crystals for "vocal lubricant"
Step 2: Carve "faith vibration membranes" with her sword
Step 3: Familiar secretly added "Pain Cuisine spice extract" (Chat spammed "MURDER!")

When the Goddess tested her new voice—318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLsLcWhnbg
"Ah—" (shattered windows)318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavmLwu8cOB
"AH—" (audience bled from ears)318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K9FyEyh7w
"ah..." (collapsed half the Demon Castle)

[4] The Truth: Her Voice Held a Goddess’s Wish

The DJ suddenly paused the stream: "Listen... to this."318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVyACx6QYy
He played an unedited raw recording—318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNBFVDkKy4
The Goddess rasping: "I want paid leave... I wanna strike... I wanna..."

In the silence, Hoshino’s sword resonated:318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aunuW8xLE
"Detecting True Faith wavelengths. Playing archive—"318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92swJbBnXT
A drunken rant from 300 years ago aired:318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6WaFGFfA4
"Being a deity sucks... Next life, I’ll be a tax-free freelancer..."

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