After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - You Won't Believe the New Tax Loophole in the Three Realms: "Painful KTV" Lets You Sing Your Way to

[1] "Welcome to Pain Karaoke! Rule #1—The worse you sing, the more tax you evade!"

The familiar, wearing noise-canceling earmuffs, greeted guests under a neon sign:307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3G9ARKXZ8
[Flat note? ¥1000 tax credit!307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05mLK8DOrU
Cracked voice? Free Pain Cuisine sample!307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2eCrvdmVD
Make audiences vomit blood? Instant waiver!]

Interior highlights:

Song select screen: Holy Sword-modified (skip = head smacked)
Microphones: Goddess tear crystal concentrate (records trauma)
Room names: "Depreciation Dungeon", "Progressive Tax Love Nest"

[2] Demon King & Hero’s "Forced Duet"

Dragged into the "Hotpot Duet Room", we faced the mandatory pick:307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmfjqPhdIl
"When Holy Sword Met Dark Magic307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklk26KuBws
(Original: Taxnoka ft. Goddess)"

"Who would—"307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjPuH5R4Kp
BEEP! The familiar activated "Pain Magic Vocal Cords":

Demon King: Growling death metal love lyrics
Hero’s sword: Auto-tuned her murderous tone into moe
Chorus: Spicy dry ice made them sob-sing

Donations flooded in:307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHRW5HLGWs
[Hell CPA: ¥100k for a cracked note!]307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ0b8neHdV
[Celestial Auditor: Shatter glasses with high notes!]

[3] Goddess’ "Tear-Tip Jukebox" Gig

"Too tired to sing? Try our Tear-Powered Soundbooth!" She was shoved into a capsule:

1 cry = 10sec instrumental
¥100 unlocks "Holy Roast Voice Pack"
VIP service: "Duet With Goddess" (AI hologram; real one locked backstage eating spicy strips)

Hoshino sliced the capsule open: "This is deity exploitation!"307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsxWhOEzg6
Goddess clung to the mic, weeping: "Wait... I Don’t Wanna Work’s chorus... just one more take..."

[4] Tax Bureau’s "Audit Rave Night"

Ex-auditors booked the "Tax Evader Hunt Party":

Voice analyzers: Detected "tax evasion lyrics"
Grand prize: Pope Familiar’s IOU (3 tax-free years)
Main event: Chief Taxnoka rapping her BL Tax Rap

When she screeched "Can depreciated love~ lower my tax~?", the crowd gave a standing ovation—

Her off-key voice triggered the free-for-all waiver system!

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